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clannyphantom:

"maybe you wouldnt be so tired if you went to bed earl-"

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Via welcome to paradise

sorry:

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right and you’re wrong

Via rad

puralize:

you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly

Via



streetstance:

street stance


socialq





(Source: moondarkwolf)


vergiltarian:

sitting down and remembering you left your drink in the kitchen

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(Source: ver-gil)

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(Source: in-catz-we-trust)


if u dont eat girls out but you expect head ur a little bitch

(Source: cooldude10000million)

Via Sexual-pleasures



latenightalaska:

thirsty-for-troye:

" haha jk we had sex"

I saw this movie with just my boyfriends mom

(Source: somelittleparadise)


Via Perennial



  • teacher: do u understand what ur supposed to be doing
  • me: yeh
  • friend: what r we supposed to be doin
  • me: lol idk
Via UnTrumpetConFlores

Thoughts of a marcher preparing to perform

  • But what if the band ISN'T ready?
  • Oh shit, I have to pee
  • Is my shako on straight?
  • I wish I was drum major
  • ... No I don't
  • God, please make us not suck
  • Don't fuck up. Don't fuck up. Don't fuck up, Don't fuck up.
  • These band moms are out of control
  • Where do they find these announcers?
  • That's NOT the name of our hometown.
  • Dammit, Tyrone!
  • What... what... I.... okay...
  • Look at me. Just look at me. I'm so fabulous. You'd tap it. C'mon.
  • CAN WE GO NOW
  • I just wanna go home, man
  • Standing at attention - you're doing it wrong.
  • That judge looks so high right now
  • What if I trip
  • What if I get hit in the face with a rifle
  • What if I get run over by bass drum 5 again
  • What if my pants rip
  • What if I fuck up that visual
  • What if I drop my instrument
  • What if I squeak
  • Holy shit, I'm so scared right now
  • What if everybody just started twerking... I want to twerk so bad now...
  • Focus, dammit, FOCUS.
  • I'm an idiot.
  • OH SHIT, IT'S STARTING
Via UnTrumpetConFlores
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