DONUT GAME NASTY

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vivianmeighan:

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lady-polgara:

When a bullet hits a wall

…

That is astounding. I legitimately watched it about fifteen times before reblogging it.

is this porn for moran

^ yep

purplepolkadotted:

are you?

heavengatekeepers:

#feelings #depressed #sad #badday #love

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licketyysplit:

humming-metallica-in-the-tardis:

miss-azura:

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4ngelo:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!

Best. Laugh. Ever.

I’m toast. 

HE’S BREAD, JIM.

I like how the reblogs just virtually repeated every pun used in the original post.  As if we hadn’t just read it a moment ago…

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