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  • teacher: do u understand what ur supposed to be doing
  • me: yeh
  • friend: what r we supposed to be doin
  • me: lol idk
Via UnTrumpetConFlores

Thoughts of a marcher preparing to perform

  • But what if the band ISN'T ready?
  • Oh shit, I have to pee
  • Is my shako on straight?
  • I wish I was drum major
  • ... No I don't
  • God, please make us not suck
  • Don't fuck up. Don't fuck up. Don't fuck up, Don't fuck up.
  • These band moms are out of control
  • Where do they find these announcers?
  • That's NOT the name of our hometown.
  • Dammit, Tyrone!
  • What... what... I.... okay...
  • Look at me. Just look at me. I'm so fabulous. You'd tap it. C'mon.
  • CAN WE GO NOW
  • I just wanna go home, man
  • Standing at attention - you're doing it wrong.
  • That judge looks so high right now
  • What if I trip
  • What if I get hit in the face with a rifle
  • What if I get run over by bass drum 5 again
  • What if my pants rip
  • What if I fuck up that visual
  • What if I drop my instrument
  • What if I squeak
  • Holy shit, I'm so scared right now
  • What if everybody just started twerking... I want to twerk so bad now...
  • Focus, dammit, FOCUS.
  • I'm an idiot.
  • OH SHIT, IT'S STARTING
Via UnTrumpetConFlores



craelovethetrill:

ohyeselifresh:

Can i get an amen?

shiiiit i feel the same way .



roachpatrol:

blazepress:

The level.

i’m very angry and very impressed


alexkisu:

It ain’t true love until you kiss after oral

(Source: ekisaleks)

Via palmist

dickpunch69:

NO WINDOWS I JUST WANT TO FORCE QUIT A PROGRAM DONT TRY TO LOOK FOR A SOLUTION ACCEPT DEATH AND FACE OBLIVION

(Source: frendaseivelun)

Via Perennial



maahammy:

i love white people

(Source: kiekstn)


Via

I hate people generally, but I like people individually.

– introverts (via janesblueheaven) Via Sad and Sassy✨

tattru:

when the two smartest kids in the class get different answers

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(Source: bruhnett)

Via Sad and Sassy✨

sexrumors:

trying to bang with ur boo while ur parent in the other room

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Via

nowonderwhywewonder:

White tailed deer buck in a snow storm, Western Montana. Photo by Donald M Jones. on We Heart It.




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