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streetstance:

street stance


socialq



streetstance:

street stance


socialq


aquarlus:

“hey do you want the rest of my-“

image

(Source: yungaquarius)

Via FUN STUFF

unclemother:

math

death

wake up america 

(Source: s1uttyboy)

Via palmist

(Source: ruinedchildhood)


puralize:

you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly

Via

spoopy-sherlock:

giraffesandtheclap:

gsfsoul:

That looks like the “gods” are having a rave in the clouds

all hail the glow cloud

all hail the glow cloud

(Source: wilted-scenes)






straight-as-a-curly-fry:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two

OH MY GOD NO

twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car

STOP IT

row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream

I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory

(Source: bearsnbritts)

Via SteppOnMee ♥

nickywires:

this video is all over facebook but honestly you must watch it it’s the best thing i’ve seen all week i can’t believe teenage boys


Via Perennial

princcss:

penis-hunger-games:

veganerdgirl:

stopbeingadipwad:

youlovelucie:

homwrecker:

when girls sneeze theyre vaginas clench up so now every time a girl sneezes im like i know what ur vagina just did

once i started coughing while i was having sex and my boyfriend was like, “WOAH WTF”

I didn’t even know my own vagina did that

When a girl sneezes while on her period, the first plague strikes and the bloody Nile appears in her underwear. 

reblogging for above comment.

 

Via Perennial

I started to write an apology, but I don’t have anything to say I’m sorry for. I was in a loving, healthy, great relationship for four years. It was long distance, and either your boyfriend is going to look at porn or he’s going to look at you.

Jennifer Lawrence on her nude picture leak (Vanity Fair)

This is an awesome response. I have no idea why anyone should have to apologize for taking nude photos and sharing with someone. The only people that should have to say sorry are the people who stole them from her without consent.

(via punkrockmixtapes)

Whenever I think I can’t love Jennifer Lawrence more, she proves me wrong.

(via weaseltotheface)

(Source: jenniferlawrencedaily)

Via Perennial
  • cop: do you know why i pulled you over?
  • me: because of all the updog in my car?
  • cop: whats up dog?
  • me: not much dog whats up with you?
  • cop: haha! thats funny you can go
Via Lol periods

Life is so hard when your best friend is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting

(Source: sorelatable)

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